Today I needed to access some files through Google Drive and got tired of needing someone to give me access every single time I went into the files so I created a new account with Google.
Not knowing what I was doing Google asked for my birthday and I decided not to give it to them and instead used a significant date from 2012. Google immediately decided I was a child and I needed parental permission to access my account. So I had to give myself permission for my inner child to access myself.
So perfect.